I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Randomize