Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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