So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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