Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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