I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just gift wrapped bread.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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