i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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