we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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