I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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