He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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