in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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