I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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