dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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