no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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