Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Little spoons don't ask big questions
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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