Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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