The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
