sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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