im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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