: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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