Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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