Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think people are normalizing furries
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize
