Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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