What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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