it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
