please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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