Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
