Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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