idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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