But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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