i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Randomize
