my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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