My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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