i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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