are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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