we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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