I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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