its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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