I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
