Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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