I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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