I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
