Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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