so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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