508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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