Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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