For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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