My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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