Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
