Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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