Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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