id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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