Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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