Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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