Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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