Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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